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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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