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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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