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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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