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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

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An im-pasta.

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What do lawyers do?

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They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

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Missile-aneous.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

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He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

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The disgust is discussed.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

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The King of Hearts.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

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A seal-ing.

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Why was the baker happy?

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Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

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Because it was on a roll.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

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You have some nerve!

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

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It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

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Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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