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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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