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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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