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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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