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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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