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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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