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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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