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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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