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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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