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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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