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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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