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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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