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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

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It's now fully recovered.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

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Rag time.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

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He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

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Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

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Chick peace.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

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Grin and bear it.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

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She got a second hand second hand.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

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Tenacity.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

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It answered, "I am knot".

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

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Opti-mistic.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

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Their work is in vein.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

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She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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