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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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