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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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