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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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