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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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