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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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