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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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