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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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