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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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