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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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