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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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