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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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