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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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