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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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