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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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