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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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