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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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