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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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