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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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