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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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