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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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