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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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