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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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