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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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