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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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