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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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