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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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