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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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