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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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