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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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