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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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