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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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