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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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