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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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