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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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