Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

2208
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

2193
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

2644
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

69
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

1625
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

1552
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

1524
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

647
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

1773
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

478
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

3176
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

2554