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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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