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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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