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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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