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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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