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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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