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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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