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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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