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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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