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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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