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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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