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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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