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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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