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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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