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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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