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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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