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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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