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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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