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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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