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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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