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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Rock and roll.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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