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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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