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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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