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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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