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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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