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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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