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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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