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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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