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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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