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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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