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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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