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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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