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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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