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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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