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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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