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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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