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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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