Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

1978
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does this represent?

Youtube.

763
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

835
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

2599
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

113
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

2997
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

976
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

374
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

3387
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

2058
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

1574
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

2502