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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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