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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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