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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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