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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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