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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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