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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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