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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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