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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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