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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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