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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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