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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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