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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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