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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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