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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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