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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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