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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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