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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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