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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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