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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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