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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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