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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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