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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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