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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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