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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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