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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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