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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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