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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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