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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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