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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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