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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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