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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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