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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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