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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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