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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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