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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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