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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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