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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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