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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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