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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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