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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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