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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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