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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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