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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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