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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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