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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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