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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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