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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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