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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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