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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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