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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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