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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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