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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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