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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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