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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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