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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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