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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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