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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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