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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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