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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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