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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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