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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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