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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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