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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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