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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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