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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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