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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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