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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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