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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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