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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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