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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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