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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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