Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

684
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

2731
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

1323
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

1426
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

2103
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

2351
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

2486
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

248
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

952
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

1533
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

1573
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

3305