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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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