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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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