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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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