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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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