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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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